My boyfriend and I are messaging each other on tinder. We are so lame and corny.
It might just be me but…
Idris Elbow is NOT all of that. *drops mic and proceeds to my seat*
all i learned from this nudes leak debacle is that beyonce don’t fuck with jay-z like that nigga prolly in the cut waitin for pics and all he gettin is emojis
beyonce send that nigga polaroid nudes, in a case that only open wit his finger print, by pony express and that shit burst in to flames after 4 seconds like a snapchat.
F l a g r a n t.
Zayn girls are so annoying! Like NOT everyone has to find Zayn attractive and worship him like… stop being so annoying!!!!
every romantic teen movie
*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*
guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing
girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died
me: *has an opinion*
me: *realizes that my opinion is a result of my limited world view*
me: *stays in my lane*
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